Comedy Rule 1: A Shot to the Pills

Why is it ALWAYS funny when someone gets hit in the nuts?
Well, because it wasn’t you that had to suffer, of course.

More Rochester Police Blotter

Rochester police log

Taken from Foster’s Daily Democrat, Wednesday, January 20, 2010. Original is here.

ROCHESTER — The following items, based on entries in the Rochester Police Log, were selected from 1,337 calls for service from Dec. 21 to 28:

Monday, Dec. 21
1:08 p.m. — At the high school, a student suffers the theft of an iPod.
3:47 p.m. [...]

Dolla Dolla Bills

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I got your dolla dolla bill right here, yo. No, really, I have two singles, a five and a ten.

Mission Failed

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Hammer Flanagan is all about the facepalms.

Mmmmm, Beer, Solver of All Problems

Great engineering taken from thereifixedit.com.  See the original here.

More Small Town News- Rochester Police Log

Due to the tremendous popularity of last week’s post, I went back and got some back issues of the Rochester Police Log and picked through them to find some highlights. You can read more of them here.

The Rochester police log is compiled by Rochester Times Editor John Nolan.

Monday, Nov. 16
12:56 a.m. — Police encounter [...]

Is this that NAFTA thing again?

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My American Freedom smells funny.

If I had twenty more like Ham...

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This is too funny.

Very Funny, Mac guy

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This is much better than the smarmy guy from Live Free or Die Hard. I’d almost buy a Mac.

Defiance

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Someting tell me mon, dis here birdie not one dem who tella Bob Marley dat everting gonna be alright.