It's Spelled...

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I actually had an encounter like this once on facebook, and yes, I like me some grammar, but it don’t make me no grammar nazi.

Small Town News- Rochester Police Blog

Big city people don’t know what they’re missing when it comes to small town news. One of my favorite reads in the local paper, Foster’s Daily Democrat, is the Rochester Police Log. Seriously, whoever writes this is a comedic genius. In what we hope will become a semi-regular feature in the Hammer Blog, we present [...]

Defiance

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Someting tell me mon, dis here birdie not one dem who tella Bob Marley dat everting gonna be alright.

That is a big dame indeed

I received an email with something like 23 little jokes like this one attached. I’m sharing it with you, in little bits.  I call it the World’s Slowest Spamming.

The Most Beautiful Sunrise I’ve Ever Seen

Morning has broken, oh, hold it, that’s the eggs.

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What is Three People Who Have Never Been in My Kitchen?

This is part of a series called “The world’s slowest spamming” because I received these all in an email, and wanted to share the joy, slowwwwwly. The original post is here.

I told a fibula

This is part of a series, the world’s slowest spamming. I hope you’re enjoying it. The first one is here.

Word Problems were not my forte either.

This is part of a series, the world’s slowest spamming. I hope you’re enjoying it. The first one is here.

Seems like a good answer to me…

This is part of a series called “The world’s slowest spamming.” To read the first, try here.

Why do they Shoot Malarians?

This is part of a series called “The world’s slowest spamming.” To read the first, try here.