Biting the Hand that Annoys You

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Phrase of the Week: Beer Thirty

From the Urban Dictionary:

beer thirty

Time of day (usually late afternoon to early evening) at which drinking a beer becomes necessary.
Hey, looks like its beer thirty, better grab me a cold one

2. a hypothetical time of day uttered in response to the question of “what time is it.” when consumption of said malted beverage becomes an [...]

The Economy is Worse than we Thought

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Phrase of the Week- Waffle Crapper

I’m crawling out of seclusion a bit, at least enough to start a new feature: Phrase of the Week. If I were more of a go-getter, it would be phrase of the day, but I try to keep everyone’s expectations low so I seem taller.

Anyhow, this week’s phrase comes to us from The Urban Dictionary:

waffle [...]

Grammar Gone Wrong (Again)

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Don’t Wanna Be the Life of this Party…

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Anyone Else Worried About the Future?

You will be after you read this exchange.

Comedy Rule 1: A Shot to the Pills

Why is it ALWAYS funny when someone gets hit in the nuts?
Well, because it wasn’t you that had to suffer, of course.

Dolla Dolla Bills

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I got your dolla dolla bill right here, yo. No, really, I have two singles, a five and a ten.

It's Spelled...

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I actually had an encounter like this once on facebook, and yes, I like me some grammar, but it don’t make me no grammar nazi.