Anyone Else Worried About the Future?

You will be after you read this exchange.

Comedy Rule 1: A Shot to the Pills

Why is it ALWAYS funny when someone gets hit in the nuts?
Well, because it wasn’t you that had to suffer, of course.

Failbooking Hits Funny Bone

I think I caught the website Failbooking in its first or second week. It had a few moderately funny exchanges. I went back today to see what was what and laughed my ass off. Check their website out here.

More Rochester Police Blotter

Rochester police log

Taken from Foster’s Daily Democrat, Wednesday, January 20, 2010. Original is here.

ROCHESTER — The following items, based on entries in the Rochester Police Log, were selected from 1,337 calls for service from Dec. 21 to 28:

Monday, Dec. 21
1:08 p.m. — At the high school, a student suffers the theft of an iPod.
3:47 p.m. [...]

Dolla Dolla Bills

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I got your dolla dolla bill right here, yo. No, really, I have two singles, a five and a ten.

It's Spelled...

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I actually had an encounter like this once on facebook, and yes, I like me some grammar, but it don’t make me no grammar nazi.

Mission Failed

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Hammer Flanagan is all about the facepalms.

George Orwell, You Mighta Been Onto Something

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Ohhhhh, that sign just dripped with irony! Look, there it goes again!

And We Thought Octomom was special…

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Just when you think you understand anatomy, here comes someone with multiple vaginas. Perhaps the Obama Health Care Reform can look into this?

Hammer's Thoughts on Avatar

I stood in line on Christmas Day, scarfing down Chinese food at the IMAX theater in Palm Springs, California, waiting to see Avatar with my family. We skipped the presents and the commercialism this year and opted for family time. Might as well also see this new movie… we all loved it.

I have been [...]