All Hail Snake Plissken

Take one Abe Lincoln, add eye patch For Instant Bad-Assness.

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No, These ARE the Droids I’ve Been Looking For

I use the Jedi Mind Trick all the time around the studio. “These are NOT the droids you’re looking for.” Sometimes it works, I suspect with this droid, it would not.

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When Good Snowmen Go Bad

I hate it when good snowmen go bad.

This is why I make my snowmen with two eyes made out of coal, they are far less vulnerable to this sort of attack.

That is a big dame indeed

I received an email with something like 23 little jokes like this one attached. I’m sharing it with you, in little bits.  I call it the World’s Slowest Spamming.

The Most Beautiful Sunrise I’ve Ever Seen

Morning has broken, oh, hold it, that’s the eggs.

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Dunking Cat

The wipeout isn’t that spectacular, but the ensuing forty seconds of writhing around without anyone coming to help is sort of cringeworthy. Nice people there.

What is Three People Who Have Never Been in My Kitchen?

This is part of a series called “The world’s slowest spamming” because I received these all in an email, and wanted to share the joy, slowwwwwly. The original post is here.

Gingerbread Cookie Recipes from Hammerland

We had a battle of the cookie recipes at the Hammerland Studios. The two winners, out of a dozen or so entries:

Recipe 1

Ingredients

* 1 (3.5 ounce) package cook and serve butterscotch pudding mix
* 1/2 cup butter
* 1/2 cup packed brown sugar
* 1 egg
* 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
* 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
* 1 1/2 teaspoons [...]

Hammer and iLike

I’ve been on iLike for quite a while, as well as its friend Garageband.com.

I haven’t done a whole lot with them, but I thought I might put some of the free songs I’m offering on the website up and available over at iLike too.

Last night I managed to get [...]

Maybe Team Jesus Needs a new VHS

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Someone should tell them about The Terminator…he said the same thing as our risen Lord. There might be some mixed messaging involved here.