Here’s the best sentence I’ve read in a news story for a long time.
Police say a gang in the Peruvian jungle has been killing people and draining fat from the corpses to sell on the black market for use in cosmetics, although medical experts say they doubt a major market for fat exists.
With all of the other news outlets freaking out about obesity in the U.S., let’s hope the Fat Gang stays in Peru.
Read the rest of the story here.
